TIGER WOODS DEDICATES FINAL MASTERS ROUND TO HIS SON, "WHAT'S-HIS-NAME"

Augusta, GA 4/8/12: (Disassociated Press) 



TIGER WOODS DEDICATES FINAL MASTERS ROUND TO HIS SON, "WHAT'S-HIS-NAME"



Tiger Woods, announced today that he was dedicating his final Masters' round to his son, whose name he could not recall to reporters. 


"I'm gonna lose this tournament," Tiger said, adding, "It's only fitting that I associate my poor play with my son. He is pretty much guaranteed to be a loser, since I give up on fatherhood in exchange for bedding every prostitute I could get hold of."


"Oh, and I'm gonna go back to my old name, too. 


"From now on, call me Eldrick Tont - El Tonto for short."